cannon pairings

usually in reference to couples; the typical, or commonly-known pairings. commonly used in fan-fiction summaries to identify the coupling that will be used.

for twilight: the normal coupling of edward & bella, emmett & rosalie, alice & jasper would be idenified as "cannon pairings"

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n00b cannon

a large, powerful, fast firing/cheap weapon, such as awp in CS. People who use these are frequently the victims of tirades of shouts of 'noob!' and 'fucking auto-er! plz kick him!'. even thinking about using one means you have no skill in the game, and should crawl back up your ass. easily countered with a scout or knife from behind :P

argh dat fucking n00b cannonneer! he fuckin campin behind da box n shoot me in da head when i walk by!

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Purple Cannon

The condition of your dick as a result of fucking Barney, the purple dinosaur, nonstop for over 50min. Your sperm, and in fact, whole dick, is purple.

I fucked Barney last night for a while, and I have a Purple Cannon.

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mayonaise cannon

Slang term for the penis

Purse your lips down on the old mayonaise cannon

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glass cannon

In the context of an (MMO)RPG:

1. Usually refers to the casting classes, i.e. the ones that rely on magic instead of melee.

2. Generally the term applies to any character class that delivers more attack damage than, yet will nevertheless lose in a 1 vs 1 fight to, some standard garden-variety warrior.

Kiting is a glass cannon's best friend.

Warrior1: Dude, I just killed like 10 wizards, woot.

Warrior2: SFW dude, they're glass cannons, and they had already used up all their spells.

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loose cannon

A slut or otherwise trashy girl

Bud 1: Did you hook up with Margo last night?
Bud 2: Easily, that girl is a fuckin' loose cannon.

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Photon Cannon

The big ass gun that the guy from Marvel vs. Capcom 2 uses.

"Yo you know what they call that big ass gun... a Photon Cannon"

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