1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows
2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid
1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society
2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross
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Typically used for expressing the seriousness and/or truthfulness of a statement or action.
“On god I won’t hit you. ON GOD I won’t hit you.”
“He really said that?” “On god.”
He is wonderful ,glorious , majesty ,creator and many more he created you he loves you repent he is coming soon
God is real
Did u see god in a dress on a vogue cover??!
Oh yea, he fucking rocked it.
"… I am God. God does not exist without me." Quote by Morgan Freeman