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How to make the GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) – 1 shot of Hornitos Tequila and/or Monte Alban Tequila, mixed with 3 shots of any type of water. *Absolutely no ice, although the water can be chilled as desired.
Jacky mixes a glass of GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) and holds it to Eddy’s snout.
The dog drinks the shit, then lays down.
Jacky scratches the dog, “That better buddy?”
“Yes, I feel it now Jacky.” He smiles.
Alcoholic mode is connected with the Riot Games' game ,,League of Legends'', especially with the Blind Monk ,,Lee Sin'' and his Q ability SONIC WAVE / RESONATING STRIKE. Every time somebody misses the ability he drinks a shot of vodka. When he misses about 20 Q abilities he enters the well known ,.Alcoholic mode''. He starts screaming and flaming everybody around him, swearing as well.
A: What is George playing?
B: He is playing League of Legends.
A: But what champion is he playing?
B: Lee Sin.
A: How many Q abilities has he missed so far?
B:Around 15.
A: Oh no! Soon he enters the Alcoholic mode!
Drinking alcohol until you stroke.
Stop me from drinking before I get Alcohol Instrokification!
The nectar derived from squeezing the juice out of several God.
This alcohol is too judgmental.
Something my parents drink whenever they take out ice off the freezer
Hey Darling, I'm going off to buy some *Insert Alcohol Product Name* for tonight Jesse and Jake are coming here tonight
a crystaline substance found everywhere after your fairy godmother is around.
howed this alcohol get here, its 100%
A kind of hard drugs that is completely accepted in society.
People who drive while being drunk have a 23 times higher chance of dying compared to people driving while high.
This drug is widely available and can be found in the corner of every supermarket and most shops and is extremely cheap.
When children find this dangerous liquid and drink it when it's laying around the house, they will get intoxicated immediately and might die. Compared to for example cannabis, children could eat pounds of fresh weed and never get high. That's because cannabis has to be lit on fire (decarboxylated) first before it comes available.
Alcohol also kills underage kids, no weed has ever killed a kid because it's almost impossible to die from a cannabis overdose.
Hey man, want to try some weed?
No, dude, that shit is so unhealthy. I'd rather drink alcohol every day.
Why dude?
Because alcohol is so innocent man, everyone just loves it!