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A form of Molotov cocktail that uses alcohol as the flammable liquid
The alcohol bomb should have 50% or more alcohol content in the alcohol
lei; a person who drinks, n smokes a lot
omg is that lei? i knew it! she is an alcoholic crackhead! smh 🤦🏻 ♀️
When Tim and Jacob are trying to get drunk on a monday
You alcoholic turkey Pipers want to get drunk on a Monday
A person addicted to alcoholic beverages... Maybe a little too addicted.
Guy: Where are you going?
Alcoholic: To take a shower.
Guy: With a beer?
Alcoholic: Why not?
Guy: No one does that.
Alcoholic: I do.
A person who is addicted/Has a dependence on alcohol. Becoming an alcoholic is definitely a negative in life, And it won't result well for you. Just to prove this, I'll tell you a bit about myself cuz this is anonymous and no one here knows who I am lol: My father was an alcoholic, And despite him being an absolute cunt, He was an alcoholic (I was that he was cuz he quit and got clean, but this is in no way defending him, as he is a piece of shit). He would stay out for days on end, Drinking and doing whatever he did, He even missed birthdays, Other important events for us (the kids and such), and even his own dinner for his birthday set up by my mom. There was eventually a point to where my dad would stay out for days on end, Cheating on my mom with another woman, Not giving a single shit about his wife or his kids, And would only come home to shower or to get his checkbook (As he has ran bars and stuff in the past, And trust me, He is a total con man and jackass in the business world too). This, Along with violent behavior due to the alcohol and such, Proves, At least in my opinion, That becoming an alcoholic is a horrible decision. It absolutely causes harm, To both yourself and people around you. It is a cause of cancer, It fucks with your brain, It can fuck with your mental health, and a whole host of other things wrong with it. In the end, Don't become an alcoholic or start a drinking problem. Hell, I have started a drinking problem myself and it has caused problems.
George: "I just want to become an alcoholic."
Zack, Jon, And James: "No you are fucking retarded, Being an alcoholic is terrible."
Someone who drinks when they aren’t eating food.
Maria said; “ I’m not an alcoholic, i only ever have an apéros with my meals.”