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Don't use your friends. Use celebrities like Michael Jackson.
Urban Dictionary: We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
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A saying said by a Greek man when f*cking in a tent
Half way through s*x “you really won’t let me cum inside you” - Phil followed by indistinguishable dirty talk in Greek.
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When she sit on your dick upside down and then shits down your throat while riding your massive dong, then bends over and scoops it out your mouth and into your dog
The Inside out Deep Dish Triple Reverse Kentucky Cowgirl Ultimate cannot be explained by a living being
An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.
Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.
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go touch grass you horny bitch
go to church you pervert for searching DADDY OH YES ITS GETTING SO HARD INSIDE OF MY PUSSY
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Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house just say it
John: Hey do you want to watch Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2 tonight?
Smart intellectual person: No because I’m not gay