Microwave Owl

An owl that went through a microwave. (What do you think?)

that microwave owl went through the microwave!

crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fried owl

A fried owl is similar to a night owl, but taken 1 step further. Someone may be tired from late night work, partying, or even skating with the homies.

That dude was a fried owl

owl watching

“Owl” symbolizes “hooters” aka “boobs” “Owl Watching” means staring at some chicks knockers.

Ricky: dude did you see that tits on that chick?
Jayme: yeah they had me owl watching for days.

day owl

A teenager who sits in their room all day with boy band posters play video games and watching T.V. Their only friends are internet friends.

My daughter is a day owl. All she does is sits in her room all day doing who knows what.

Owl

A bitch

youre such an owl

Owl

Another word for a pedophile, usually a white one.

I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve seen that owl staring at the elementary school kids… he’s always perched up in his nest seeing which one to take next.

owl

1. a bird

2. a person, typically a girl who wears a large amount of eyeliner and never sleeps

1. "wow look at that owl!"

2. "omg you are such an owl, Faye, get some sleep"