Ash Bones

A Otherwise very ashy black person.

Kid 1: Yo Nigga.
Kid 2: Sup my nigga.
Kid 1: I saw this bitch last night,she had some mad ash bones.
Kid 2: DAMN!!!!

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Ash Lines

Lines of Ash, only related to the recent volcano explosion in his head.
Bass player, motorcycle rider, failed womaniser, hippy.

Ash Lines - douche with long blond hair on a bike looking like a hippy bitchin bout his girlfriend, playin a bass.
we love you Ash

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Ash Hole

the indent on an ass tray

is that your cigarette or mine on the ash hole?

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ash wednesday

the day when the Passion Of Christ runs in theaters.

"we'll be rollin in the green come cash, i mean ash wednesday"-mel gibson

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Ash Wednesday

the act of shitting on one's palm and schmiering the sign of the cross on the partner's forehead

leah: "hey how was your night?"
ryan: "i went down on her and she gave me an ash wednesday"

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Ash Lynx kinnie

First of all, I'm so sorry.

You had a very rough life, leaving you with your sharp survival instincts and trust issues. By "survival instincts" I meant surviving in the world, not the wild. You had to learn the bitter truth at a relatively young age, so you never got to experience the so called fairytale years. I know you often wonder if there are still any real emotions left in you, but I promise that you're not a bad person and it is not your fault.

- a kinnie

Person A: I'm an Ash Lynx kinnie
Person B: Oh my, who hurt you?

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Ash-stinence Wednesday

The first day of Lent on which every Catholic boy says they are going to give up jerking off for 40 days but in reality their promise lasts about one night.

Garrett: You looking forward to Ash-stinence Wednesday?
Carey: Well, it doesn't really matter since I already jerked off this morning.
Garrett: At least you lasted longer than most guys.