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breakfast soup

What cereal SHOULD have been called.

Scientist: "I, the great scientist Craig Cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! I shall name it Cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!"

Smarter scientist: "That doesn't even make sense! That clearly should be called 'breakfast soup' you narcissistic bastard"

by Mr. Bad Idea November 28, 2016


Fecal Soup

Feces that's so runny it resembles a nice steamy bowl of soup in your toilet.

Just brewing up some Fecal Soup

by Scrotymcboogerballsthereturn July 10, 2011


knife soup

A kitchen sink of soapy water with sharp knives hiding in its depths.

Darling, can you wash the dishes? No problem love.

Arghhh I've cut myself. You didn't tell me it was knife soup!!!

by The Second Englishman June 10, 2021


shotgun soup

When you are ill and somehow manage to have a combination of constipation and diarreah that comes out in quick blasts that are reloaded when you think you are done and stand up from the toilet.

I had to call in sick to work today, Shotgun Soup was on the menu.

by PowderedWater November 21, 2019


Soup Dick

A slang term commonly used in the Portland rocker scene during the '10s meant to describe those with a lack of guts/limp member.

"Grow a pair ya soup dick!"

by SubPop Records November 2, 2014


Loop Soup

Used when in agreement with someone else, as an affirmation.

Synonyms:
- Totally
- Same
- Totes magotes

Example:

"Hey I really like polar bears."
"Loop soup."

by fartballz96 March 10, 2014


Watermelon Soup

That one kid that likes BBC and thinks that head with no teeth is better than head with teeth and they usually have huge ass cocks.

That one kid Watermelon Soup always is finger banging my mom

by Fortniteamongus April 25, 2021