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When your girlfriend dodges and avoids you whenever possible on Friday. This always ends with a break up and she will use a line at the end of the day like "We can still be friends."
Dude 1: So I heard you and your girl split.
Dude 2: Yeah, she activated her bitch shield and it was a total Fade Away Friday. Would you believe she said she still wanted to be friends?
Dude 1: Word? What a Hoe.
Dude 2: Fo Sho.
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The Run Away Game, also knows as R.A.G for short, is when two people take a set of anal beeds and insert exactly half the beads into each person’s anus. Each person then stands Ass to Ass and clinches his or hers anus muscles as tight as they can.
When the word is given the two participants Run Away from each other attempting to retain more of the anal beads than the other.
The participant left with a tail of anal beads WINS !
"Hey would you like to go to Mesquite Nevada and play the Run Away Game and see who wins the tial".
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flushed away is an act in which a man inserts a live rat into a woman's vagina and proceeds to have sex with her until ejaculating then eating her out while trying to eating the rat alive
bruh1: what did you do again????
bruh2: I performed a flushed away on her man
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A lyric from “The duck song 1”
Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any glue?"
"What?" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I - oh..."
"Then one more question for you:
Got any grapes?"
And the man just stopped
The he started to smile
He started to laugh
He laughed for a while.
He said: "Come on, duck
Let's walk to the store
I'll buy you some grapes
So you don't have to ask anymore
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes
He gave one to the duck
And the duck said: "Hmm, no thanks
But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Has any lemonade?"
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
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What to say when somebody lands a skateboarding trick but doesn’t roll away, therefore it doesn’t count
“Dude I just landed a tre flip!”
“Hey man, no roll away, no candy”
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When two gay men have had sex with the same man, but haven't had sex with each other. A useful tool for deciding whether or not a potential sexual partner is out of your league.
"Do you think I have a shot with Adam?"
"Sure, you guys are one-wang-away."
"We are? How?"
"He dated Trevor last fall."
"Awesome."
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1.an away message that can be used by anyone for any occasion
2.an away message some1 always has up
Randy: Hey you know where bob is?
Mike: lets check his away, o it says "out"
Randy: So where is he?
Mike: Hes out
Randy: and that is where?
Mike: Out
Randy: Where the fuck is he?
Mike: I dont think your getting this..
Randy: god damn universal away messages
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