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Epic Awkward

To be so awkward that people around you feel awkward themselves. To be this awkward one's family must also be awkward. Being super submissive helps too.
Usually when you are sitting you are partially lying down and have legs at a 90-degree over top of one another.
Everything you do is in the weirdest, most awkward way possible.

Jarome: Stop sitting like that your making me feel awkward
John: I can't help it
Harold: Epic Awkward!

by suchwell August 16, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Awkward Monday

the monday after Homecoming weekend, where everyone hears the stories of what happened at the party, and all of the people who hooked up are UBER awkward around each other/ avoidant. my personal favorite day of the year.

god i love Awkward Monday.. did you hear what happened with Billy and Mandy?

by DemiVikiC October 20, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


awkward silence

awkward silence is what happens when you are talking about something weird. it is awkward silence. every time there is an awkward silence a gay baby is born.

Person 1: watz new
10 hours later
Person 2: awkward silence lol a gay baby was born
Person 1: lol

by yomamaisfatt February 2, 2007

57๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puberty is Awkward

Well certain puberty can be defined as ...jk!
everyone is laughing and changing so much and everything is awkward so, jk!
puberty is just simply jk!

ask any teen, puberty is awkward and very JK!

by Lilsberry8 May 6, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Awkward Ashley

This phrase describes a situation, one can have an "awkward ashley" moment. This situation usually involves long periods of silence after someone makes a comment or does something that creates possible tension and nervousness for all involved. Often times one can interject their own name into the phrase, i.e. "Awkward Jane", however it has been found that "Awkward Ashley" flows much easier for 92% of the population.

You tell a story and no one laughs. This is an "Awkward Ashley" moment.

You make an non-PC comment and everyone is silent. This is an "Awkward Ashley" moment.

You show up to a party uninvited but felt that it was ok because you knew most of the people there and the host doesn't acknowledge your presence. This is an "Awkward Ashley" moment.

You get the idea..

by Awkward Ashley April 21, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Awkward Boy

A kid whose friend tries to hook you up with by using a naked picture of him on someone else's phone. Usually accompanied by an awkward conversation over the internet using the word 'awkward' many times..

omg it's Awkward Boy!

Dude... is he straight?

i <3 Awkward Boy!

by pretzelpieee March 22, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Awkward Turtle

A special hand signal made by placing one hand on top of the other and twiddling the thumbs to create the shape of a swimming Turtle. Used in awkward situations.

Person 1: Hey! I'm awesome!
Persons: ..........

*awkward turtle*
Person 1: lol.

by CUTE?SABOTAGE!OPEN-REBELLION! September 8, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž