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Check Out Dis Jewish Bagel, I'm Rich As Shit
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christopher fucks bagels, so he is a bagel fucker
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Not to be confused with Aids Bagels; acquiring a homosexual disease via non-homosexual method i.e. sex with a woman infected with said disease, being born with said disease, or changing oil ;-). The origin of putting in the term "bagel" was lost sometime late in the summer of 2008
Would you like your Aids on a 8 inch sausage?
no thank you, I prefer my aids on a bagel
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A sexual act, in which two people perform a ring toss themed game with bagels, and an erect penis. The bagel tosser then eats the bagel(s) which were tossed onto the erect penis. Hence the name, "beef bagel".
Josh: Oh dude, I played beef bagel with this chick the other night.
Dan: Oh yeah? How'd it go?
Josh: She got so into it, she almost bit my dick off.
Dan: Oh.. dayum.
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kind of like waxing the carrot . . . but more like punching the clown, really.
dashboard confessional sounds like my neighbor buttering the bagel.
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When a girl pretends to be dried up from too much whiskey consumption, but really just doesn't want to have sex with the disgusting beast laying next to her.
The guy looked like a homeless serial killer, I had to use the whiskey bagel.
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skeeting in and asshole, and eating it out
"What'd you have for breakfest this morning?"
"I had a french bagel with jelley and orange juice."
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