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A Vineyardvine, Patagonia obsessed athlete, Christian boy who seems like he's nice but is actually a huge bitch and only owns things over $150 because his parents earn money from white privilege. He also secretly does drugs and has a girlfriend while claiming to be "god's follower' and talks in an abnormally high voice despite the fact he is officially a teenager but doesn't choose to follow the specific guidelines for trying to get through his "awkward phase". He also runs his hands every single fucking minute through his gelled-filled hair that somehow smells like fruit despite the fact he claims he only uses non sceneted hair products. And who can forget the fact that his social media contains at least 15 pics of him with a red cap, saying D1 in every photo, trying to act black but ends up looking like a divorced elderly man trying to flirt with college aged ladies at a strip club AND TO TOP IT ALL OF A FUCKING DOG FILTER. AND they're only interested in basic white ass girls who, for some reason, know every little detail about the Pink product and can tell when her Starbucks drink is either decaf or whatever the other thing is with a blindfold on.
Ashley(basic bitch smh): OMG CHRISTOPHER (basic bitch smh) IS SO CUTE
Me: Yeah, honey, stop being dumb you're infatuated with him cause he's posting a pic of Starbucks right now. He's a basic white Boy, BYE!
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this person has an aesthetic that isn’t very specific but is still none of the regular aesthetics which is ironic because they’re aesthetic is basic. they do all the regular things basic teenagers do, but you can find them often at the movie theater. they aren’t very social but are really nice and think highly of their friends. they are very well versed in pop culture. knows all the basic trends and likes all the basicstuff. yet still they are very unique. they don’t dress up, you can find them often in jeans/tights/leggings and a plain colour t-shirt/ tank top or with a very simple pattern and a hoodie, unless it’s very hot with a pair of sneaker. they can be bold in wearing makeup or not or even not have an interest in it. they usually have an interest in one of the arts and is actually really good at it.
being basic isn’t an insult to them as they are very little basics so really when you think of it they are very unique:)
art hoe: so today i’m gonna go record shopping with julie you should come!
basic bitch: um i can’t sorry i planned to go the movies with gia
art hoe: ugh the movie theater is so mainstream and overrated and basic. why not watch it at home or a drive in movie?
basic bitch: and record shopping is so vintage which is what a lot of people are doing so me going to do a basic thing like watching a movie at the movie theater is quite unique since a lot of people plan to do it at home. plus movie theater food is the best!
art hoe: you’re such a basic bitch
basic bitch: i have a basic bitch aesthetic, art hoe
N., pejorative. A guy characterized by doing uninteresting things typical of practically all white dudes everywhere.
"See that guy in the polo shirt, drinking the IPA and singing Sublime for karaoke? What a basic white dude."
That one girl who always seems to have a Starbucks frap in her hand, booty shorts, and always seeming to get attention in the wrong ways, usually having a name fitting with her attitude like becky, olivia, Elizabeth etc.
Person 1: did you see rebecca today?
Person 2: yeah omg she was being so annoying,that girl is dumber than a box of rocks, such a basic b*tch
It is a girl who takes a photo of everything and send it to everyone while putting it on her mystory too. Her Snapchat application is turn on all the time she unlocks her phone. She uses basic Snapchat filters and
I got the third snapchat from her in these two minutes! She is such a basic snapchat girl.
a basic white girl who owns any basic with things.
Silisie and Amelia are the most basic white girls ever.
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Grace Camley🙍 ♀️
Omg Grace your such a basic white girl.