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The pasty, white, albeit baby smooth underskin left over after you shave off your three-year beard.
Person #1: Is that Michael Jackson?
Person #2: Nah brah, Joaquin finally trimmed the Wook scrote.
Person #3: Do not stare directly at the ghost beard.
Rhianna is one the sweetest people in the entire world. Any room she walks into lights up within seconds, she makes you see the silver lining in any situation. Rhianna is more concerned with others than she is with herself and makes sure that everyone is put before her needs. She will be right there whenever you need a hug or a laugh or someone to talk to. When she hurts there is no need for her to tell anyone because only the ones she keeps closest know her truth. Her coffee-coloured brown eyes are the door to her soul, one look and you're enticed, her smile is contagious and her whole personality and looks are just the best, unbeatable! When you find a Rhianna keep a hold of her, she is my rock and world. I don't know what I would have done without her and I am glad that we're still standing after all time. So go and find a Rhianna to complete your life.
Person #1: Who's your best friend?
Person #2: Rhianna Beard...
Person #3: OhMyGosh! Lucky! Don't let her go!
A formidable pirate, with HUGE feet.
Blacke Bearde knew the importance of image in his line of work. Before battle, he would dress all in black, strap several pistols to his chest and put on a large black captain’s hat. Then, he would put slow burning fuses in his hair and beard. The fuses constantly sputtered and gave off smoke, which wreathed him in a perpetual greasy fog. He looked like a devil who had stepped right out of hell and onto a pirate ship and most of his victims simply surrendered their cargo rather than fight him.
The act of cunnilingus, or more colloquially to "go down on a woman" !
Person 1 : "What are you doing after work ?"
Person 2 : "I'm gonna go home, have a feed and a shower. Might grab the Mrs and "put the beard on" too !"
A Bearded Imp is boi who has verry hard nipples and a small pp who likes to play league
(girl) oh great Bearded Imp is
on league again how am i ment to rub his big hard nipples and small pp now : (
That operations dude is such a bearded loofah, he is always kissing the VPs ass.
A beard which can only be described by the sense of awesome it bestows upon its viewer.
A majestic feat of manhood, which all men want and all women crave.
"John, look at that buffalo beard, I wish I could grow a beard like that..."
"By than mans buffalo beard a drink, he is a god amongst men"
" Shelley, take you knickers off, look at that buffalo beard that just walked in."