bed tennis

tossing around your balls with the tongue in bed

Can we play bed tennis tonight?

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Yelly bed

Refers to the yellow stains on your newly purchased Dr Martin steel toe caps.

"oh bugger, me Docs are yelly bedded up to the max already"

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Bed-Sap

The mixture of a girls vaginal discharge and anal butter, blended up by the pounding of a males penis, as it leaked onto the bed like sap from a tree

"Charmaine let the bed-sap drip out of you onto my leg"

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Bed Relish

semen, cum, jizz, spunk....

"That dream i had last night about your mum was amazing...i woke up covered in bed relish!"

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Bed stink

That yucky stinky feeling you have first thing in the morning when you get out of bed.

Carrie wouldn't let Trevor kiss her when she woke up because of her bed stink; she was feeling all sweaty and icky, her hair was a mess and she had the bad breath.

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bed checks

when your your parent checks your room for the goods

nate’s mom runs his bed checks to make sure he doesn’t have food in the room

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scrumpy bed

1) a bed that is all scrumpled up
2) a bed that makes you feel grumpy - y'know
3) a bed that you fall into or out of having drunk so much scrumpy

"Dude, get out of that scrumpy bed and go to work!"
"Nah babe, I love you - don't get me wrong, but I can't stay here in your scrumpy bed."
"Uungh."

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