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tossing around your balls with the tongue in bed
Can we play bed tennis tonight?
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Refers to the yellow stains on your newly purchased Dr Martin steel toe caps.
"oh bugger, me Docs are yelly bedded up to the max already"
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A bed made for 1 person that means you ain't getting no pussy.
"Yo Bill, you getting laid tonight?"
"Nah man, I got a singular bed."
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Two individuals who happen to have slept with the same person. Prevelant in the straight community, rampant in the gay.
Mike and Brian discovered in conversation that they have both slept with __________ (insert name here). Mike and Brian are "bed cousins".
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Bed game is term used when describing someone having sex. Typically comes in a conversation when talking about a game.
John: Were Bob and Mary at the football game last night?
Henri: No. They were playing the "bed game"
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"That dream i had last night about your mum was amazing...i woke up covered in bed relish!"
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That yucky stinky feeling you have first thing in the morning when you get out of bed.
Carrie wouldn't let Trevor kiss her when she woke up because of her bed stink; she was feeling all sweaty and icky, her hair was a mess and she had the bad breath.
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