third beer

The point of no return.

I wasn't going to get drunk tonight, but after my third beer I got the thirst.

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beer cold

getting a cold from drinking cold beer in the cold weather at some random house party b/c everyone is standing out in the yard smoking.

dude, the party was fun, but i got a bad case of the beer cold.

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Beer Lake

A body of water that is actually the size of a small pond--easy crossed by an arched footbridge. Usually located on a college campus. Rumors abound about the lost things that are in the bottom of said water--(ie-a car, money, jewelry, Jimmy Hoffa, etc.).

-Did you know that there's a car in the bottom of Beer Lake?
-No Way!
-Yeah--and maybe Jimmy Hoffa, too!

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Beer Tan

The red look the skin takes on after years of hard drinking, somewhat resembling a tan.

Guy #1 "Did you see that old guy's face?"

Guy #2 "Yeah, he had a total beer tan."

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Cuppla Beers

What you usually tell
a police officer/wife/significant other when they ask how many beers you had tonight.

"exuse me sir, how many you had tonight?" "uuuh, I shwear Ossifer, I only had a cuppla beers".....

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beer bong it

another way to say suck it up

no money?
no chick?
beer bong it

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beer butt

Diarrhea that normally follows a long night of drinking cheap beer.

I wish I didn't drink all that Pabst last night, the beer butt is killing me.

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