monkey bite

A type of physical affliction closely resembling a pinch. Most often accompanied by a high-pitched cry of "MONKEY BIIIITE!!!"

"MONKEY BIIIITE!!!"
-Michael Sue

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shark bite

UK drinking term-

Basically a snake bite (lager / cider split) with a vodka or double vodka top. Not the for the weak or the part time drinker.

I had 4 pints of shark bite last night and I can't feel my body at all.

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cock bite

you say it to your friends went they
screw up bad.

"way to go cock bite" or
"good one cock bite"

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skeeter bite

Very small titties. A bitch with a bra size of
one, negetive -A

" Hey, Stupid......
Better get some Band-Aids on them there Skeeter bites!

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Teeny Bites

An awesome, fun, informative, blog that is updated frequently by author Grace Everhart. Blog posts include everything from recipes, funny pictures, and financial advisement to encouraging stories and multiple freebies ^_^. teenybite.blogspot.com

My head is about to explode from all the awesomeness that Teeny Bites contains.

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snake biting

This happens when a guy is drunk and having sex with some chick and accidentally blows inside of her. He then proceds to try to suck his own cum out of her, the same way a person would try to suck out the venom if bitten by a poisonous snake.

Friend: "Yo bro, how was fuckin' that bitch last night"

Guy: "Aw shit, the fuckin' was awesome, but I blew in her so I was snake biting for like 15 minutes."

Friend: "That sucks...Literally"

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cock bite

Mysterious little bruises that appear on a women's arms and legs after a night of good fucking.

Dude, check out this cock bite on my wrist! I don't know what the fuck happened.

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