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To receive a blumpkin (Getting one's cock sucked whilst taking a shit) while hanging out of a door mid-flight in a Blackhawk helicopter.
Jack was getting a Blackhawk Blumpkin at 1,500 feet when the pilot banked hard left and she blew chunks all over his chode.
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After you somehow manage to convince a freak to give you a blumpkin, just as they go down, you piss in their eyes.
Although the bus driver had some huge ass rolls and black teeth, she gave a wicked philli blumpkin.
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Where a man sitting on the toilet without pants is turned around towards the tank while a woman comes in behind his ass and sucks his dick while he shits and subjects said woman to the splash zone.
I can't believe that girl gave you a reverse blumpkin! Yeah bro I mean I ate Mexican so she got the shits all over her!
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Receiving a blowjob while taking a shit from a toothless girl with a dip in her mouth.
My girl gave me a country blumpkin after we hit the meth pipe.
To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse
I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.
A real fly ass homie who you cant find any other words to describe, cause they are both your cousin and your dad. Usually within the confines of a trailer park or hobo shanty village.
What it do my cunty blumpkin? I aint seen you in a min. You got that crack?
The act of receiving fellatio while in a porta potty, outhouse or general wilderness setting
While not ideal, Brian could not pass up the chance to receive a Rustic Blumpkin during an emergency deuce at the country festival porta potty by a townie.