When you place the handle of
a maracas in a Brazilian woman's anus so when she shakes her hips you hear the shakers
Shakira came by the house and played her brazilian maracan cornhole last night , and her hips didn't lie.
When a threat/warning is given after the punishment.
He broke his jaw and told him he’d break his jaw after the fact, i don’t understand the point of brazilian threats man
A form of execution, mostly used by drug selling gangs to kill traitors or X9's
The microwave is putting someone in a pile of tires and burning them to death
Person 1: "Hey remember about Tim Lopes?"
Person 2: "Yea, he was put in the Microwave for exposing illegal "body selling" clubs on tape"
Person 3 (Foreigner): "How did they fit him in a microwave?"
Person 2: "I should put "Brazilian Microwave" in urban dictionary so this doesn't happen..."
A type of gymnastic exercises, when a man,while doing a squat, must touch the ground with his scrotum.
-Man, look at this guy sick thighs...
-He must have been doing a lot of brazilian squats
When getting head from a female and proceeding to defecate on her breasts
Lou: how was your trip to florida
Richie: it was good until we got home I must’ve got the stomach bug and my girl was going down on my and we had a Brazilian missile crisis
(noun) is a flamboyant Brazilian male that resembles a peacocking twink. He always wears tight shirts and tries to keep on top with the latest trends. They come across with a machismo, arrogant, “I am better than you” demeanor. They are usually accompanied by really attractive women, but secretly they are gay and attracted to other males. They love to partake in giant Brazilian circle jerk ceremonies and make Brazilian Fart Porn.
That Brazilian dude with the hot girl is really Brazilian Banana Boy.