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When you hang a bitch from the ceiling and smack her with your dick.
Albert gave his bitch the Brazilian piñata.
When a man, or his partner, waxes his pubes while having intercourse.
My girlfriend and I tryed the Brazilian tree stump last night and it hurt like a bitch.
When you fuck your girl in wheelbarrow position and you fuck her hard enough to have her head hit the ground and you move around the floor using her hair to clean up the dirt and dust like a swiffer
I needed to clean but I didn't have any cleaning supplies. So I performed a Brazilian swiffer on my girlfriend.
When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.
Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.
A fucking wild time. Engineers around Brazil come together to fucking rage.
I tried to design the Embraer autopilot but I went to this Brazilian Kegger and said fuck it’s good enough.
Do you remember that Brazilian Kegger? Fuck no I was so gone I don’t even remember getting invited!
A small bon bon sized human turd that is then consumed by another person.
He ate a piece of Brazilian chocolate from Becca on a dare.
The act of urinating in a woman’s rectum. She then lets the urine come out into a glass and the male drinks it.
My boyfriend was thirsty after sex so he drank the Brazilian lemonade.