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What happens when you fall down (usually drunk), break your fingers and land in a pile of dogshit.
I fell off the swing broke my fingers and landed in a pile of dogshit, now I've got dogshit broken fingers! Can you come take me to the hospital my fingers really hurt and they stink too
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it means that even a complete idiot can get something right, if only by accident.
it is only the broken clock effect keeping him out of the unemployment line.
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Someone who has been supremely fucked over and tries to get with someone but has a had time letting anyone in. So, they go back to kickin' it with their friends that are the same, or single.
Well, I guess if you're just gonna drop me like that after I poured my heart out to you, back to the broken hearts club, I go.
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Physical condition of-sorts where your smile is very hard to be defined; or may look like you are constipated at times when you are really having a laugh.
Vinny looks constipated over there with that Italiano broken smile of his.
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A woman who has beaten every turn and who can not catch a break in life. Usually a used up crack head, or corner prostitute, though can also be explained as a fat assed white trash lady that lives in the busted down house in the middle of your block who has more used car parts in her lawn then grass.
Yo,Sabrina is one Broken Down Bitch.
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Any round of cuts from American Idol or other talent show.
I like to watch the auditions shows from American Idol. Many people think that they can sing, but when they make it to the judges it will be the night of broken dreams.
Some one who was definetly not wanted in this world. And most likely was an attempted abortion.
Child:”Drops plate, and it breaks”
Mom: You are the most retarded god damn bastard in the world, you “Broken condom baby”!