bum floss

n. {Slang} - see butt floss, g string

"your bum floss is showing, pull up your pants."

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wee bum

When you eat something so rotten that your body wants to get rid of what you consumed so fast that it bypasses every part of the digestive system and heads straight for the exit.

friend:Oh god what is that stench?
me:Sorry mate, at a late night California Burrito @ Filiberto's (aka Fili-squirt-o's) and gave me a bad case of wee bum.

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Bum threat

A homosexual, ie. a threat to your bum.

"Ah, did you hear about Gordon? Turns out he's a bum threat!"

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Bum Boy

A Bum Boy is a homosexual who likes to give or recieve anal
sex.

person a): "do you know that guy, he keeps looking over"?

person b): "Nah, he's gotta be a Bum Boy"

person a): "Oh, so you probably do know him"?

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crumb-bum

A term of utter contempt for a worthless, meretricious person, a no-account, with the implication that s/he is of low moral character.

A "bum" has long been an Americanism for a tramp, vagabond or homeless person (and lacking in the "backside" meaning as in the U.K.). The "crumb" may come from the irritating or useless character of bread crumbs or toaster crumbs, but it is possible (despite the spelling) that the first syllable derives from "crummy" as in worthless, detestable. The internal rhyme solidifies the expression.

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"I have no use for my daughter's ex-husband. Ever since the divorce he drifts from job to job and is always behind on child-support payments. He doesn't even send his child a birthday card! As far as I'm concerned, he's a complete crumb-bum."

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front bum

Front bum can refer to a pussy, or a big, nasty fat person's lap that looks like they have a butt upfront.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

Did you see her front bum?

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bum squeak

High pitchy noise made by the bottom

Lol did you hear my bum squeak , it was so high pitched it smashed my dads glasses

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