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whenever an incident occurs which is weirdly funny you say cactus or use the cactus emoji
person 1: Sarah tripped over the charger yesterday
person 2: "lmao that's cactus or 🌵 "
A phrase used to describe how drunk you feel when you've done something wrong.
"I feel like sand on a cactus this morning" roughly translates to "I feel like a rough prick."
A spineless cactus is a trem that means dick/cock
That is a big spineless cactus!
That man is being a huge spineless cactus
The act of sitting your vagina slowly onto a cactus and then pouring lemon juice into the open wounds
My favourite torture method it the Portuguese cactus
When you wrap barbed wire around your penis and insert it into a vagina or anal cavity.
Bob: Did she like that cactus in a backpack yesterday?
Steve: Oh yeah, she said it was the best cactus in a backpack she's ever gotten.
A shave that will blow your head off.
Okay, so this girl had a prickly cactus and I got blood all over my chin. I don’t know if that girl was a man or a woman though.
A dead tree, cut off at the top, left to decay in the yard of a house in a lower class neighborhood, consisting of just the trunk and a few main branches.
I really should get rid of this Detroit Cactus from my yard, but I’m too lazy to bother.