A frase that is often used to describe a male masturbating.
I walked in on Kevin Choking the Chicken to gay porn!
If I don't choke the chicken before work, I can't focus.
There's nothing better than choking the chicken after a long hard day at work.
2๐ 2๐
Product to stop diarrhea (Pepto or similar)
I need some choke ass to stop my cheap beer shits.
2๐ 2๐
V. To masturbate. A much cooler spin-off of "Choking the Priest"
Bob: Hey, Dave, what did you do last night?
Dave: Oh, I Choked the Vader to that new porno I bought
Bob: That sounds full of win, I think I'll go Choke the Vader now
4๐ 4๐
To choke the cheesecake is to perform any sexual act in conjunction with a food item in direct contact with the genitalia.
Cheesecake, while being quite prevalent in such acts, is but one of many. There have been reports of using franks and beans, and even pineapples.
I wouldn't go in there if I were you. He's choking the cheesecake.
You wanna choke the cheesecake? Fine. But I'm not cleaning up after you.
You did WHAT to our wedding cake??
3๐ 4๐
Some kinky shit.
You poke her with your wee wee, and choke her at the same time. Girls love that shit.
Last night, I "poke and choked" this one girl so good, that she wanted to sleep over.
3๐ 5๐
refers to intentionally cutting off oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal
Richard uses his belt as a form of choke masturbation in his Dublin home.
3๐ 4๐