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Chronicism

1).Of or pretaining to a chronic disorder.
2). A life-style or form of business that deals with marijuana.
See also: Chronicist

"My life is based upon chronicism."

by Chris Grammer March 14, 2004


Chronic Defibator

1. One who chronically adds terms and definitions to Urban Dictionary.

2. One who chronically masturbates to definitions of words.

Derived from the words "definition" and "masturbator."

Commonly labeled with the word "homo" and "fag."

1. (Boy 1: Dude, I was on Urban Dictionary last night adding words.

Boy 2: You're such a chronic defibator.)

2. (See him? He always carries around a dictionary, I think he's a chronic defibator.)

by ChronicDefibator March 31, 2010


Chronically Washed

Means to be performing terribly or at a decline in sports from different occurring times or eras in a career. Also applies to yips, but occurs chronically.

I’m telling you, I’m chronically washed, one year I do well, the next I’m awful.

I can never play consistently, it’s like I’m chronically washed.

by LV29 March 8, 2024


chronic empathy

Too much empathy for your own good. Putting yourself in unhealthy situations for the benefit of someone else.

Jacob gave his only winter coat to his friend who didn’t have one. Now Jacob no longer has a coat himself. Jacob struggles with chronic empathy

by jacbarc October 2, 2022


Chronic Roasting

Chronic roasting is a comeback that specializes in the art of sarcastic satire. In this case Person A will Ensue to dismiss any of Person B sarcasm by reverse humour. It is chronic due to the amount of effort and the persistence the Person A will go through just to make the comeback so forceful that Person B would assume to have an existential crisis.

"your bloodline is as weak as that fade, you done fucked up now"
"well fuck me sideways, didn't know we were going to talk about my appearance when you the side bitch in your relationship if you don't get your ass together I'll do some Chronic Roasting, That'll straighten you out"

by Ain't your damn Business March 21, 2018


chronic disposition

When something is way out in your life

Mang, I have chronic disposition after sleeping with that hooker!

by Phat Petes September 14, 2022


Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD)

Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD) is a non-contagious infection that usually attacks the main nervous system, it is contracted from prolonged exposure to the human species Homo Chrisus, or the individual called "Christie Nonna," it slowly cripples the inflicted with constant thoughts of Homo Chrisus.

Some early symptoms may include:
- Separation anxiety from Homo Chrisus
- Hearing Homo Chrisus' voice during immense periods of silence
- Tiredness and Fatigue when not in a room with Homo Chrisus

If left untreated, CCD might cause:
- Tiredness and Fatigue
- Constant desire to worship Homo Chrisus
- Obsession
- Insomnia

Treatment of CCD is simple and quick, consisting of physical hugs and kisses from Homo Chrisus

"That guy looks kinda tired lately, is he okay?"

"He got Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD), pretty bad too"

"Damn..."

by MusicOjiisan May 21, 2022