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A school in St. John, that has a discuss record of 120.5 feet set by 8th Grader Samuel "snapper fly". This record is expected to stand for 800 years.
Young child on Clark Middle School track team: Hey, are you Sam ?
Sam : Why, yes little fella what can I do for ya?
Young child on CMS track team: Did you really beat the old discuss record by 12 feet in only your first year of track?
Sam : yes, that was me
*Sam then gives small child a pat on the back and a quick ruffle of his hair before he takes off to do other great things.
A person who refrains from illicit substances before the age of 18. Who then proceeds to full on junky by 25.
Oh mate be careful I think you’re taking part in the Dan Clark Effect
A little kid with a small dick
Britton clark has a small dick
When out drinking, you stop consuming alcoholic beverages at midnight. Allowing time for recovery before sleep
Person 1: "The was a pretty epic session last night, you feeling alright?"
Person 2:"I'm good, I don't have a hangover, I used the Clarke Rule"
When out drinking, you stop consuming alcoholic beverages at midnight. Allowing time for recovery before sleep
Person 1: "The was a pretty epic session last night, you feeling alright?"
Person 2:"I'm good, I don't have a hangover, I used the Clarke Rule"
Despite losing two National Championships (A
2x runner up and First Lady Jill Biden still
wanted to invite her to the White House ) Caitlin
Clark receives more notoriety, fame, and
endorsement than the actual champions and
her Black female counterparts.
Caitlin Clark
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