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When your Jewish and have a Molotov cocktail
“I lit that bitch with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone won’t let them do there taxes.
when you go for kidney stone surgery and the surgeon breaks off the micro camera by accident in your penis you say f*** it check out of the hospital and go to Wawa's and get a b****** while pissing in The Prostitute sticks a stalk of celery up your ass
Oceola cocktail , I was horny after a botched surgery and checked myself out of the hospital and got a b****** at Wawa's while I was pissing blood
Whatever the hell you want to wear. Nobody knows what this means.
The RSVP said cocktail attire was required, so I wore whatever the fuck I wanted.
A bottle filled with human urine thrown in a manner similar to a molotov cocktail.
My friend needed to pee on a road trip, and the driver refused to pull over, so he grabbed an empty Gatorade bottle, went to the back of the car and made a peelotov cocktail.
when a friend named hando gives another friend a drink he stirred with his penis
johny drank the hando cocktail
When you drink a packet of mayonnaise and it reaches to your rectum just as you’re getting an anal creampie.
My big burly man of a boyfriend whipped me up a cumayo cocktail last night!
How to make the GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) – 1 shot of Hornitos Tequila and/or Monte Alban Tequila, mixed with 3 shots of any type of water. *Absolutely no ice, although the water can be chilled as desired.
Jacky mixes a glass of GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) and holds it to Eddy’s snout.
The dog drinks the shit, then lays down.
Jacky scratches the dog, “That better buddy?”
“Yes, I feel it now Jacky.” He smiles.