When someone ignores or just answers very '''friend zonely'' on your comment in instagram.
*Her female friend comments ''babe''*
She replies *Thanks babe :* *
*Guys comments ''You look so hot" *
She *thanks*
Comment zoned
Commenting on something else that someone is commenting on or complaining about someone else complaining abotu something.
Redundant Commenting is Redundant
Someone who overuses crying and skull emojis, and also overuses the word "Bro" and other words. You will find these people in the average instagram comment section. (Ong, Blud, Lil bro etc.) People who don't use these emojis and words this much are not affected. This definition is for people who can't speak a millisecond without these words.
Person 1: Hey man, what's up how's your day?
Person 2: ong bro thought he did something ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ’€
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Nah Lil bro. go over there and put the fries in the bag.
Person 1: You are a 24/7 instagram comment addict.
The act of commenting random phrases on facebook posts just to be an annoying homo.
Post: watching the office. lol
Comment: where am i
Comment: i like nike
Comment: Linkin park is the best
John was comment spamming on all my posts last night. He is so annyoing.
That place where being racism, sexism and facism are glorified.
Person: by a scale of a to z how racist are you
Instagram comment section : N
The act of ending a comment thread on Facebook by "liking" the other person's comment instead of providing a response. Named for the process of ending a filibuster in the US Senate.
The conversation was starting to look like a flame war, so I "liked" his comment to cut it off. Comment cloture FTW.
The worse version of a Comment Vulture. Instead of exploiting replies to self-promote, these guys like to exploit replies to insult anyone following that thread, almost always for trolling and nothing more. The most infamous of Comment Coyotes is ForgiveZharion, who may as well be the most nefarious troll of the 2020's.
SOMEONE: "Hopefully no Comment Coyotes come here to ruin the fun!"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"