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A condom kid is: what you name the sperm in your condom before you throw it away.
Condom kid: Hey look the sperm at the bottom of this condom, ill call it mike! Then toss into garbage or toilet.
just a big F@cking hassle.
From chainsaw (f@cking) condom (a hassle)
While you can make money with this job, it is still a chainsaw condom.
When a dominant, man proclaims to be superior then all else, simply an chant rather then a statement, When someone forgets "Wakanda Forever"
No Condom Forever, or what ever black panther said.
A condom that has been washed and reused several times.
Originating from the news headline of a factory collecting used condoms, boiling them, and packaging them as new.
Don't fuck her she's like a Vietnamese condom.
Means a male or transgender female with over 20 stone of fat has a constant dropping peice of fat from their stomach over their penis acting as a flab condom,
There is a negative however as people with a flan condom can run too fast and have constant orgasms from their penis rubbing off the flab condom
“Is the 100 metre hurting you that bad that you have to keep moaning”
“Nah bro it’s a flab condom
The act of cumming so hard the condom flys off.
Ryan: "Hey man I had a condom-shooter this morning while taint-sitting with Melanie"
Jacob: "is that a drink"
Ryan: "no I came so hard the condom shot off"
The act of wraping a plastic bag over a debit card. The condom swipe is necessary after two to five tries of swiping a debit card through a machine that repeatedly declines the transaction.
(7-11 cashier 1)- four thirty five sir.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.