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Just a real douchebag. DOUCHE to the max.
There's tons of douchebags in the world, but Wade is a real condom sniffer.
Your ex girlfriend is a slut and talks shit on you all the time and you just throw half a pack of condoms on her driveway as she pulls in with her new boytoy; indirect way of telling her to stop fucking people over or she a ho
Yo me and Chris just did a condom drive by if Emily's house
It's when your dick is a big as fully-matured potato and no condom will dare to fit around it.
Yo bro this broad wants this potato condom.
When you’re having anal sex with a girl and she takes a shit, enveloping your penis. Afterward you proceed to fuck her pussy with the shit still on your dick.
Karl: hey baby, you ready for a scat condom?
Stacy: no, Karl, and stop following me!
1. Someone who looks like they have a condom over their head
2. Someone who's face is enough protection for them not to get a girl pregnant.
"He's a condom boy, Lindsey"
When you use a condom during sex but it explodes due to large ammounts of cum.
I tried to use a condom so i couldent get my girl pregnant... But i had a condom explosion.
The act of cumming so hard the condom flys off.
Ryan: "Hey man I had a condom-shooter this morning while taint-sitting with Melanie"
Jacob: "is that a drink"
Ryan: "no I came so hard the condom shot off"