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what you accidentally do if you're horny and dyslexic!
Don't I get a phone call or something?
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A regulator who polices the use of someone else's twat.
"Girl, my twat cop going to bust yo head when he find out you been standing on my corner!"
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try being a "rent-a-cop" and see how you feel after an 8 hour shift. then tell me that mall security doesn't deserve any respect.
they all laughed when the rent-a-cop asked them to leave the property after they decided to harass a mall employee.
written by a 21 year old security guard that has no interest in becoming a real police officer, only has the job because it's better than fast food
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Police Station
Cali: Street Slang 1990's
like it says.
Humourous.
bail me out at the Cop Shop man!!!
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When your mother takes an important possession from you
Mom: I can count your Spanish grade with one hand, your Xbox is now copped
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a SEPTA Transit Police Officer who does nothing but eat pizza and donughts and walk around major terminals, stations, and transportation centers.
I saw several rent-a-cops at the Dunkin Donughts inside Frankford Transportation Center the other day.
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One that sleeps with multiple cops from the same police department. Also known to be a cop groupie.
Girl: "Did you hear about Lauren"
Guy: "No what did she do now"
Girl: "I heard she slept with another officer"
Guy: "Man that girl is such a cop-hopper
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