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1) A courteous muffled cough after taking a harsh/massive hit
2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup
1) After a big hit off his cart, Tim golf coughed out of respect for his roommate who was sleeping.
2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”
Coming deep down an Asian's throat to "soothe her cough".
My Asian girlfriend had a cold, so I gave her an Asian Cough Drop.
Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.
Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.
Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.
Me:Ubuntu
When a pandemic is used as a political campaign strategy.
The government’s response to the COVID-19 crisis has been extremely “Cough and Awe” lately
The violent act of threatening any other entity through coughing out the rona at them.
Oh no, someone just reported a cough threat!
A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.
He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.
When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.