counting roundabout

A man who likes large numbers of inches up his bum. But slowly, so he can count them. He also does it whilst on a roundabout.

"Man, Ned's such a counting roundabout. Did you see him there again today?! Freak.."

Count Omar

Count Olaf's stupid name in the Daily Punctillio that Mr. Poe's wife has the audacity to put in the Daily Punctillio.

"Bruh Seriously, Count Omar?" Violet Said
"I SWEAR TO GOD THAT STUPID WOMAN HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT COUNT OMAR IN THE DAILY PUNCTILLIO!!!" Violet thought

counting clouds

Going to sleep high

"The weed put me sleep, i was counting clouds last night"

Jesus Velazquez Rodriguez Are The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

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😱:Jesus Velazquez Rodriguez Are The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

for the counts

to do something only to make up numbers

john was with her for the counts

t ig count

I have two accounts, one account where I don't put photo of myself on profile picture and another where I dont.

Everyone can use t ig counts

count binface

Someone who makes elections vaguely interesting and amusing.

You voting for Lord Buckethead? Nope, I'm all in with Count Binface.