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Three bottles of "Auchentoshan Three Wood", two bottles of "Woodford Double Oaked," and a four pack of "Ta +Meilleure" Double NEIPA (Bases Loaded). A certain comic's hotel room "Special Ask" for comedy tours. Consuming the entirety (as a group, NOT solo because that's quietly referred to as a "Mickey Mantle"....and likely fatal) is called a "Grand Slam" referring simultaneously to the resulting overwhelmingly classy shindig and to the high return baseball achievement.
"What'ya need slim." - Hotel Manager
"Set em' up Jim, Comedian's "Full count", Bases Loaded tonight!." - Comic
Smiling "You lookin' for trouble?" - Hotel Manager
"We're hittin' a Grand Slam tonight baby!!!!" - Comic
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0: Inglesias Gabriel Are The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.
Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.
Shit man, what's the twat count?
About twenty-seven, bro.
A user's karma count is how much a user contributed on reddit account and how much upvotes he gets
Caleb: she told me I was ugly and then I showed her the money in my bank, she said "wow an ugly and poor motherfucker"
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count
One with intense drip.
Also used as a nickname when greeting someone.
Leo: What’s crackin young slug?
Caleb: Nothin’ much Count Dripula, hows it boolin?
That chode at school, most commonly of the preppy group, that wears his "colla popped" all of the damn time because he thinks he is "real fly."
That kid is such a count chodula.
Adjective phrase used to dismiss something as useless or woefully underperforming. Usually used to describe a lazy or incompetent worker or a sub-par piece of equipment.
"That hay hook ain't no count, there's one in the loft that's gotta better handle."