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Shit at Battlefield
Craig Nicholls is shit at Battlefield
The cutest boy you will know and ever meet. He is the most caring and loving, but when you pluck his last nerve, your done. He is shy, but if you stick around yall will love each other no matter what.
Taylor Craig your the bestest man I've ever known
The place to find employees to staff a front office.
First Patient: Did you ever notice how receptionist's have no personality ...? ...Where do they find such people??
Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.
To wank one’s biological father off.
Hey dad, you look stressed. Could I Craig Duffy you?
bald irish man who's friends with mark goldbridge and and loves Liverpool Football Club. had a shout at Alisson once.
Craig Houlden: "I am a btec goldbridge"
To use a hollowed out party sausage roll as a flash light for your micro penis, after finishing from only one stroke you place the party sausage roll back in it packaging , to be offered to your sister.
Did you hear what callum did with that party sausage roll..... yh he did a Dirty Craig.
a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting