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The "Mexinese Creeper" refers to any individual who appears to be quite regular, calm and collective, but will surprise all their friends and co-workers with strange, unwanted & unexpected sexual acts.
Did you hear Mexi-fry pretended to be too drunk to leave Carmen's party last weekend? Yeah, Carmen woke up in the middle of the night and Mexinese was handing her the bonephone! Then he said apologized and said "I thought you were sleeping though"... Ewww, talk about a Mexinese Creeper!!!
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a small crush developed for someone while creeping on them at a regular rate.
Usually occuring on Facebook or Tumblr
Lily: I was creeping on Robert's page for a few hours and I have a crush on him now
Jill: What do you have a creeper crush?
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It is when a creeper confronts you when you are in a situation that makes you vulnerable to a creeper attack .
A girl is tying her shoes, and an old fugly creeper comes up to her and talks about all the times that he saw her at the gym and wants her number.
After the confrontation, she goes to her friend to tell her the story and says "omg, I was totally creeper jumped today"
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A Robertson's Creeper is when a man shits in a log shape above a woman's chest, by her neck while she is sleeping. She then wakes up and the man feeds the woman his shit in a hot dog bun. She then burps the smell of his shit back into his face.
Dude, last night was fucking crazy. I gave Laura a Robertson's Creeper but the smell of my shit almost made me puke on that fine ass.
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Someone, usually of the opposite sex, who creeps on someones Facebook pages constantly. He/She likes and comments all their pictures to gain their attention. They also comment and like every status the other writes, even if they have no reason to, or it doesn't pertain to them. They do this in hopes they will be noticed and be able to get with the person.
Girl Status: I'm so tired and my stomach hurts ;(
Creep: (Like)
Girl posts a new picture
Creep: Likes and comments beautiful
Girl posts another picture
Creep: Likes and comments again
and so on and so on...
Girl: Damn Kim Jason has been Facebook Creepin' you hard likin' and commentin' all your pics and statuses.
Kim: yeah dude is thirsty haha what a Facebook Creeper
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The creepiest of all creeps! These ppl are generally male and tend to think talking to girls about how much they drink is a good thing. It can also be, but very rarely related to a girl who seems unable to close her legs.
He was such a creeper MCcreeperson, he thought I wanted to know he gets drunk off 2 beers.
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This is the waiting period (and everything associated with it) where weird dudes across the internet slobber all over their keyboards waiting for a celebrity to turn 18 so they can talk about how hot she is.
First it was the Olsen twins, then it was Emma Watson. Maisie Williams just turned 17, so her creeper countdown has already begun!
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