A blond woman of white origin, usually american, that is not from your culture and is not accepted by your family.
Crispy is the incorrect way of saying kristie, an abbreviation of the name Kristina.
Me: I have to go meet Crispy tomorrow.
Bro: But bro, i thought your family didnt approve of her.
Me: Yes they dont, but they still dont know about her.
(adj.) on point, looking good
"Tinu's dressing sense just way too crispy, bro, I don't even canola oil"
The act of being on point, dominating, destroying, or just all around kicking ass.
Guy 1: Dude he is 30-0 right now!
Guy 2: Yeah dude he is crispy as fuck right now!
She hadn't washed her hair in so long, her scalp was filled with crispies
hey did you see hair by chrissy?
oh you mean hair by crispy?