crowning the bowl

Crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a shit so large in mass that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.

Roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. You could at least plunge that shit out.

Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.

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ghostly crown

The art of ejaculating on someone's head creating a sticky crown.

Why so sad?

My Boyfriend thought it would be funny to Ghostly Crown me last night.

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crown

the maine pronunciation of the word "crayons"

"I need a crown you fawking fawk, this fawking picture isn't gonna color itself."

Crown

A crown is, besides the object that is worn by royalty, is a substitute for King and Queen for Non-binary and Genderqueer people.

Person A: OH MY GOD YES KING!!!
Person B: actually, they're Non-binary so its actually Crown
Person A: oh ok...OH MY GOD YES CROWWNNN!!!! STUNNING!!

Crown

smacked on the head.

She resisted the temptation to crown him.

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.

Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

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crown and down

As in bar lingo: any promotion where they offer crown and down specials includes any cocktails that are not made with “top shelf” liquor.

Including Tito’s and _____. Crown and ____. Jack and ____. Captain and _____. and of course any “well” they may have.

It’s a drink level above “well” but below top shelf. Top shelf meaning anything above Crown: Blanton’s, Angels Envy, Basil Hayden, Azul, Grey Goose.. etc.

i’ll have the crown and down special: Tito’s and soda. Don’t need the Goose and red bull. no bottle service tonight..