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Crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a shit so large in mass that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.
Roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. You could at least plunge that shit out.
Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.
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Verb. The act of intentionally restricting the air flow during a fart for acoustic and artistic purposes. Typically this is done to make a fart longer but can also be done to try to create a specific tone. Practice is essential to be able to perfect crowning, it can take years to build the needed muscle control. Flawless execution of a crowned fart is called a, “Crowning Achievement” and it is very rare. A “Crowning Achievement” typically needs to be at least seven seconds long and have the tone held in a consistently manner throughout the whole fart. Laughing while crowning is a sure way to lose out on a “Crowning Achievement.”
Jake was able to crown that fart so well it went on for 10 seconds. He held the same tone throughout the whole fart so that must be a “Crowning Achievement!”
Crowning;verb (being Crowned)
The sexual act of putting a man's head inside of a woman's vagina.
"Dude this girl was Crowning me last night, it was so fucking hot"
"I was down for anything but I didn't know she was into Crowning"
"My ex used to like being Crowned because he had a small weird shaped head. My ex is Andrew Tate."
When you start to develop crown baldness the most common form of male balding
I never knew Rick was crowning till Jill pointed it out
A term used by girls around the world to document, not medical crowning, but the slayage of a true slut. Taking part or doing an act that might receive a crown.
Person 1: Hey girl, I saw your axe throwing competition earlier, you crowned that shit.
Person 2: OMG, ty, I ate. I always be crowning
When your woman lives up your bald head and proceeds to sit on it and ride.
I just shaved my head and my girl just started crowning me
the maine pronunciation of the word "crayons"
"I need a crown you fawking fawk, this fawking picture isn't gonna color itself."