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A dirty ho that dont take a shower
Man the crusty hosebag sure do stank
A sexual act involving filling an empty pie crust with cum and having your partner eat said pie afterwards.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.
Last nite my woman was hungry and bored so i filled her up with a Crusty Morgan.
noun: when you ejaculate on your partner's stomach, touch bellies and fall asleep together.
Guy 1: "My girl and I made a crusty pancake last night."
Guy 2: "Nice."
That clay-like dried toothpaste stuck to the cap of your toothpaste tube
Today I had to clean off the Colgate Crusties
N. The flooring in your home which composes of all of the semen you ejaculated from masturbation and the flooring unwashed therefore leaving behind a white, crusty stain afterwards
After watching 2 hours of porn, I realized that I should clean my crusty rug
Crusty tampon is that thing where your vaginal is so infected it boogers up and closes like an eyeball with pinkeye.
Usually there will be a tampon in there too, string hanging out.
Crusty tampon can also mean just a dirty old bloody tampon clinging to a bathroom ceiling for six months.
"Ooooh, my cooter is in distress, done got me a case of the ol crusty tampon."