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Sex while crying and apologizing profusely.
Man, I accidently named the pornography directory on our shared computer "PicsOfKittensAndPuppiesStickingOutTheirTongues." I didn't think she would open it. I guess I'll have to really "pick up the diapers" tonight.
A man toddler who hasn't quite mastered the potty training yet.
Eww, can you small that guy?
Who, Donnie Dump Diapers? He always smells like a Manhattan drain.
When a person throws a dirty diaper out of their high story section 8 apartment building and the diaper gets caught in a tree.
I walked through Harlem the other day and saw three diaper trees.
Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.
I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.
Rare item worn by long haul drivers so they can save time by not stopping to go to the bathroom.
A true Road Diaper, is a singular item, the wearer useses, watches it (if they want) then reuseses.
Road Diapers can also be used to store items, such as whiskey bottles or long barrel revolvers.
Eddie check into his motel room, took off his road diaper, washed it in the si k and then got piss drunk.
I just need to chill. My head is spinning like a diaper coaster
funny???????
poop pants no diaper is funny????????????
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