Diet Dickbag

A Big Dick badass mother fucker. Sexy taste in clothes, watches, shoes, and vehicles. I would do anything for this man

Diet Dickbag: "check out my fancy watch"
Me: "dammmnnnnnn.... if i were a girl id let you play with my twat waffle because of that watch. No homo"

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prom diet

The three things to indulge on about a month before going to a high school prom.

Beer
Sexercise
Tanning

"Wow Lindsey you look really bronze and in shape."
"Yeah I've been on prom diet for the last few weeks."

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diet lettuce

A term used for one who is the most boring, horrible, annoying, and useless faggot to live on planet Earth.

" Kyle is such a diet lettuce"

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Ethiopian diet

1-The Ethiopian diet is most commonly used to describe a person who is so skinny you can see every bone in their body

2-the Ethiopian diet can also be used if a person is. Bloated because they have not eaten in 44 days or more this person is usually actually Ethiopian or extremely religious we call them extremists but that's another story.

1-dude that guy is on the Ethiopian diet

2-simon-man no way look it's an Ethiopian

Bruce-no that is probably an extremist

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thumb diet

A diet for reducing the size of one's thumb print for texting on a smart phone without making typos or accidentally sending unfinished messages due to the minuscule size of the keys or icons.

Dammit! I just sent a text before I was done writing it because my thumb is too large for the icons. I need to go on a thumb diet!

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diet fries

fast food french fries that have not been salted, leaving them bland and tasteless. usually being discovered after leaving the restaurant.

1. How was Mcdonalds?

2. The burger was good but they gave me diet fries again.

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Mediterranean Diet

it is a diet inspired by the greeks and southern Italy and Spain. It can help you lose weight and at the same time keep you healthy.

The Mediterranean Diet is a diet that is inspired by the greeks and southern Italy and Spain.

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