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A Big Dick badass mother fucker. Sexy taste in clothes, watches, shoes, and vehicles. I would do anything for this man
Diet Dickbag: "check out my fancy watch"
Me: "dammmnnnnnn.... if i were a girl id let you play with my twat waffle because of that watch. No homo"
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The three things to indulge on about a month before going to a high school prom.
Beer
Sexercise
Tanning
"Wow Lindsey you look really bronze and in shape."
"Yeah I've been on prom diet for the last few weeks."
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The most effective diet for losing weight, it’s is a low-carb low-fat low-protein diet, it consists only of a glass of water once in a while and air.
Dude, you lost a lot of weight, have you been exercising?
Nah, I have been on the Gaza Diet
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A five day fast. The only thing you’re allowed to consume is plain water.
Me: I think you’re getting a little overweight, you should go on a Venezuelan Diet.
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1-The Ethiopian diet is most commonly used to describe a person who is so skinny you can see every bone in their body
2-the Ethiopian diet can also be used if a person is. Bloated because they have not eaten in 44 days or more this person is usually actually Ethiopian or extremely religious we call them extremists but that's another story.
1-dude that guy is on the Ethiopian diet
2-simon-man no way look it's an Ethiopian
Bruce-no that is probably an extremist
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fast food french fries that have not been salted, leaving them bland and tasteless. usually being discovered after leaving the restaurant.
1. How was Mcdonalds?
2. The burger was good but they gave me diet fries again.
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