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Bottled up rage that rests inside of everyone, when unleashed even your ass aches from being hit by this anger almost like getting hi by a raging twister of dildos tearing up any person in its path (male or female)
Richard- man he came at me like a dildo fuckstorm
The act of shitting in an extra large condom and freezing the condom so it becomes rock solid.
Greek Man 1: Damn yo I shoved that Greek Dildo so far up my ass I saw the old Gods again!
Greek Man 2: Sheesh bro lemme get some of that (proceeds to stick it in his ass).
The act in which you are chilling with your friend and you grab your moms dildo and pin him/her down and brush they're teeth with it
Yo me and my man were just watching spike tv and i snook away and grabbed my moms dildo and gave him a dildo brush
The act of slam dunking a dildo into the ass of someone doing a handstand
Jerry "do a handstand"
Bruce "why"
Jerry "I have a dildo so I can dildo Jordan you"
Bruce "oh ok"
A bicycle which instead of the saddle, has a dildo.
When susan went over a bump, boy did that dildo bike make her scream!
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An asshole or complete loser. A person who sucks.
-Man, Larry really pisses me off. I can't stand him.
-I agree, Tom. Larry is a dildo jock.
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One who brags about acomplishments, such as beating a person in a street fight, only to be injured/killed in an actual scenario or stunt. First used on the T.V. series Web Soup by host Chris Hardwick, who was comenting on men who ride pocketbikes.
Dude:Did I ever tell you about the time I laid out three niggas in a street fight?
Chick:No, we just met.
Dude:(tells stupid story)
Chick:omg, you're such a dare dildo.
Dude:Oh yeah? (black man walks by) Watch this!
(Dude gets shanked and thrown in dumpster)
Chick:Like I said, a dare dildo.
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