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When a woman surreptitiously fingers herself to distinguish whether she's started her period or it's simply vaginal discharge.
I got nervous cause I felt a wet tingle, so I had to duck into my cubicle and do a dip test and it was allllll good!
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A person that will choose a type of dipping sauce for chicken nuggets.
Dip Caddy : I'd go with the sweet and sour.
Person 1 : Who's that?
Person 2 : My Dip Caddy.
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A combining of the expletive-laden labels dip shit and dumb fuck. This insult usually occurs when a person is so pissed off that in mid-insult he/she changes his/her mind as to what the insult should be. The result is a combination of dip and fuck, as shit and dumb drop off due to their unfortunate residence in the middle.
You're such a dip fuck! Those were my twinkies!
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When a person leaves a social gathering without informing any other person at the gathering. Mysteriously disappears.
I totally boulder dipped last night. Got wasted and couldn't even say goodbye to anyone.
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To go somewhere you would never go to for any reason other than to smoke marijuana -- usually a blunt(to 'rip' a blunt) -- and leaving as soon as the session is finished due one or many of the following:
1. Saw a cop earlier
2. The little-to-a-shitload of paranoia the marijuana produced
3. It's cold as fuck
4. You have to catch something(like a movie or family dinner) that required you to be high in the first place
5. The whole situation is just sketchy
To 'dip' means to dip out of the place, dip out of the situation, etc.
Pip and Quart are smoking a schwag beezy in the Target parking lot:
Pip: Hey Quart, it's roachin' now, let's hurry up.
Quart: Why hurry Pip? I was thinking we could bust out the bong after this blunt.
Pip: Naa, I'm good - high as fuck and I'm kinda gettin paranoid..
Quart: Damn... not again bro, you gotta cut that shit out if you're gonna rip with me.
Pip: Well I wouldn't be as paranoid if we didn't see that cop car a few min ago.
Quart: Yeah I guess, let's just rip and dip.
Same people above are smoking yet again, another schwag beezy in the creek behind Pip's neighborhood.
Pip: Yo Quart, this roach is about to die, should I kill it?
Quart: Yeah I got the piece here too.
Pip: Na man, I was plannin on just rippin' and dippin' tonight, no long sessions - I have a popcorn family party to catch in a few minutes.
Quart: Oh wow you're a pussy Pip. It's fine I guess, I'll jus smoke it at the party I'm going to later tonight.
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Dip shit. One who is an idiot. Dip shit is offten used as a negitive name...an insult. Dip shits usually work in industries requiring them to talk to a large number of people. These include: people at the DMV, super market workers, the person behind the counter at the post office, or a taxi driver. A dip shit can also be someone that makes you want to knock yourself out with the smell of your own socks. Example: your cousin, dorm neighbor that blairs their fuckin' music all night long, or even the guy in the red Jetta that cut you off on the highway the other day.
Get the fuck away from me or I'll kick your mother-fucking ass, dip shit!
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