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Drunk beyond all responsibility.
"Dude, last night you slapped my mom's ass, tried making out with timmy's girlfriend, took a piss on that plant over in the corner, and almost lit Melanie on fire."
"Yo, man. I was fucking birthday drunk. You can't blame me for that shit."
When a usually straight laced person becomes horny when drunk and hooks up with lots of guys/girls at a party. Opposed to being a "Slut". Being a "Horny Drunk" implies that you are not like that all the time.
Mary isn't a slut, she's just a horny drunk!
When you get sooo friggin drunk, that the next morning you cannot begin to recollect the actions that you were involved in the night before.
Possible Actions: You Got Gang Banged (& possibly impregnated depending on your sex), You Knucked n Bucked...basically anything.
Drunk: Why does my ass hurt?
Friend: Dude I think you got blackout drunk.
Drunk: Noooooo.....I've been Gang Banged!!!!
A state of intoxication characterized by unwarranted high-fiving, fist-bumping and any other activity typically associated with excessive levels of testosterone. This condition is customarily associated with college-aged males and prodigious consumption of hops-based alcoholic beverages. Stereotypical undertakings of an individual in this state can include but are not limited to: viewing of televised sporting events, gatherings of fraternal organizations, and any pursuit which might involve the removal of his polo shirt to establish the viability of his biceps.
Oh my god, Bill and Ted are so bro-drunk right now. They just chugged another beer and now they're arm wrestling!
The friend who gets drunk and decides to buy his / her friends drinks, only to regret it the next day upon seeing the tab.
Drunk billionaire: Heyyyyyyy let's do a shhhot!
Friends: Can't. I'm broke!
DB: No shhhh, s'okay. I'll buy.
And the next day...
DB: how the fuck did I spend one hundred dollars last night???
The art of drinking such a perfect amount of alcohol that one does not black out, throw up, or die. However, there is one constant when being KAYAK drunk which is the fact that said individual will end up throwing a kayak at another living human.
Friend #1:“Dude, how did you chip your tooth?”
Friend #2: “I spent a week at my buddy’s lake house and we got kayak drunk. The thing hit me right in the face.”
The term used for the same two people that always hook up, engage in sexual intercourse, oral intercourse or an intense staring contest while under alcoholic influence (similar effects found under the influence of marijuana, Cocaine, or due to the repeat playing of Mrs. Jackson, by OutKast)
*noises similar to Dr. Dre's "The Doctors Office"
Jamal: Dayummmm brotha, Cory and Taniqua are bangin' it out again!! How many shots they be havin'?
Bobb'e: Brotha, they be all steezed out on some HOOCH!!!
Jamal: YEEEE!! AHAHA LAWL! (uncontrollable Ghetto lingo follows)
Steve Irwin: Here we see the rare drunk couple, in their natural habitat, the predominantly low-income festive gathering.