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A.K.A Mother Duck
A really good friend who looks after you when you are too drunk to walk. They are the person that wipes the smeared make-up from your eyes, the vomit from your chin, finds you any form of water, carries you halfway across town, tells your parents that someone spiked your drink, feeds you bread to soak 'it' up, gives you their jacket even though its 10 degrees and you are wearing 4 jumpers already and tucks you in. The defining factor between a Mumma Duck and an awesome Mumma Duck is whether they do it all laughing or not.
"Sal, thanks for carrying me halfway across the footy fields Saturday night and thanks for feeding me your bread Joe. You two are the best Mumma Ducks ever. I'm never drinking again"
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When, after taking a dump, the person using the toilet sniffs his horrid crap to stall when a person is waiting for them to finish up
Oh man! I really needed to use that stall but that guy pooping was such a sniffing duck to me!
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The filling in or replacing of swear words with nonsensical phrases
That's a lot of fudge ducking pizza you got there
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When autocorrect decides to mess with you so it changes fuck to duck
"Duck you autocorrect"
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the duck division is a bunch of douche-bags that think they own newgrounds. they are often referred to as DD for short.
They spam it with their crap.
recently they have been submitting a video of terrorists cutting another guys head off - a lot of blood!
A: hey did you hear about that crappy submission on newgrounds about that guy getting his head cut off?
B: yeah
A:guess who submitted it
B: the duck division
A: yeah
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A very short skirt, really close to the crotch.
A duck skirt is a skirt so short you can almost see her quack.
when your sinuses rupture after ingesting something highly acidic, like orange juice or lemonade.
a: oh damn, i’m a total sinus duck right now
b: no one cares dina.