Electroboom: I'm what you call a professional dumbass
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A psychological condition wherein individuals exhibit unwavering support for Donald Trump, regardless of his actions, statements, or behavior. Symptoms include a chronic inability to recognize faults, a propensity to deflect criticism with conspiracy theories, and an unshakeable belief that "alternative facts" are just as valid as reality. Often accompanied by an aversion to credible news sources and an inexplicable affection for Twitter rants. Commonly diagnosed in echo chambers and political rallies. Treatment is rare, as patients are typically resistant to evidence-based interventions.
Despite the overwhelming evidence against him, Rudy Giuliani continued to defend every action with fervor, clearly exhibiting a severe case of Trump Dumbass Syndrome (TDS).
A duo or pair who shares less than one braincell and share it without knowledge.
“Apollo and I are known as the Dumbass Duo because we share a single brain cell.”
A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.
Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.
*blood splatters*
Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”
Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.
the channel on my discord server that you get sent to when you're being a dumbass or get an easy question wrong
me: "3 + 3 = ?"
dumbass: "7"
dumbass: "oh wait"
me: "you might like the dumbass room"
dumbass: "shit"
Someone who says something really stupid and decides if he was joking or not based on the reactions around them.
"Ugh, He is such a schrodingers dumbass"
I admit I’m a dumbass
I admit I’m a dumbass