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Call of Duty Timing Paradox

It's when you play peekaboo but the universe peekaboos you

bro, I swore no one was coming in but the moment I moved, he popped up and shot me.
Classic Call of Duty Timing Paradox

by suka suka blyat November 18, 2022

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Call of Duty Dick Rider

One who plays nothing but Call of Duty and can not accept the fact that Battlefield is way better just because the ride it's dick and just buy it because it's title say CALL OF DUTY and because a new one is made every year.

Friend: Yea, so you gonna get that mw3.
Me: Nope, that's a waste of money, bf3 is badass.
Friend: Battlefield sucks. everyone's turning in their copy for mw3.
Me: It's because you and everyone else are "Call of Duty Dick Riders".

by tmerc November 16, 2011

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call of duty black ops

A game people play not to get noobtubed in.
7th call of duty

The chopper gunner in Call Of Duty Black Ops is awesome.

by Zack Hudson December 31, 2011

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Call of Duty: Modern warfare

A great game that throws us back to COD origins, there we see Capt Price, and others. You may experience PTSD for seeing the name General Shepherd there, You're advised. Go Dark

Call of duty: Modern warfare best quote: If you can't Identify the target. It means that YOU are the target!-Capt John Price

by uDelay December 18, 2019


duty free high five

A high five given to an employee at a duty free store. This can be done anywhere at the store, but it is preferred that the act be performed at the drive-thru window (if it has one). No purchase of duty free goods is required.

Etymology: The term was coined by David Snyder on January 1, 2006 in Niagra Falls, Canada on a road trip to see Niagra Falls. It turns out that this is the only exciting thing to do in Niagra Falls, especially if you are not 19-years-of-age.

Let's drive up to the window and get a duty free high five from that guy.

by improviduto January 2, 2006

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Call of Duty: Black Ops

Arguably the best Call Of Duty in the franchise, at least when compared to Modern Warfare 2. The game features a stunning campaign mode (takes place during the 50s-70s) which includes the Bay of Pigs invasion in Cuba, The Uprising of Vorkuta prison, fierce battles in Soviet military bases, and even manning a patrol boat going down a vietnamese river while the Rolling Stones play in the background (and much more).

The Game features a multiplayer mode as well, which was the reason for many breakups and low levels of sexual activity in males ages 16-25. WARNING: This game is highly addictive please play it in a time span given by your doctor.

NooBsn1p3r223: OMG CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS IS SO SWEET!!

IpwnU666: I KNOW!! LETS PLAY IT ALL NIGHT

NooBsn1p3r223: YEEEAH!!

*Both lose girlfriends and die of caffeine intake in the following days*

by Dmitry M. January 5, 2011

51๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cock of duty black cocks

another name for the new call of duty black ops

gamer 1: I'm going to play call of duty black ops
gamer 2: so how do you like cock of duty black cocks

by masterchief2287 January 11, 2011

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