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Ali F

The predessesor to Ali G, who is poised to be taken over by Ali H.

Ali F fought in Vietnam. This was much more hardcore than Ali G fighting in West Side.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

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Textbook f

It’s a textbook fuck.

Do you know how to do a textbook f?

No can you teach me.

by Dolcegatto December 7, 2018


Nick F

Nick F is the center of oppression and is neglected by his birth givers, according to him. A Nick F will try to one up everything you say to make himself look like he's suffering more. Nick F also can be used with any noun, most popular usage of Nick F is Nick F Cheese, or Nick F Stand.

"I'm only 13 and I fucking Nick F"

by Fatigante October 2, 2019


F Blocked

The act of Facebook blocking your account, blocking you from making friend requests or stopping you from messaging.

Facebook can block you for any violation of TOS, either real or perceived.

Ken was F Blocked when he requested too many Facebook friends.

When Facebook determined the user violated their TOS, they F Blocked the user.

by Spanky Data Doctors January 25, 2012


Tyler F.

Tyler F. is a Portuguese, brown haired, brown eyes boy. He is an amazing hockey player and can play almost all sports. He is kind hearted and is caring. He makes the funniest jokes in the history of jokes. He is amazing, but could be disgusting sometimes. He WOULD bite you and eat or put almost anything in his mouth.
I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING!!! THERE IS ONLY ONE TYLER F. IN THIS WORLD!!! AND IF YOU KNOW HIM, YOU ARE LITERALLY ONE OF THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!!!

K: Who do you have on your team?
M: Tyler F.!!!
K: WTF? He is actually the best hockey player ever!!! You are lucky af!!!
M: We are totally gonna win against these wasteyutes!!

by hockeygirl101 May 27, 2018


I&F

Meaning intoxicate & fuck. Used to describe a female whom will engage in sexual intercourse with the person in question after drinking a couple of beers, taking a couple of shots, or smoking some dank marijuana.

The female in question may be dtf after talking to her for a while or having a relationship and gaining her trust but in order to bypass the boring filler on the quest for ass, one would simply suggest drinking with a couple of trusted friends; Especially if the female is unbearably stupid and uninteresting in conversation but has a banging body.

I&F can be classified as easy, all the way to impossible.

Example 1-

Anthony: "Hey Josh, you want to chill with that bitch Ashley and Jessica Friday?"

Josh: "Are they dtf?"

Anthony: "I don't know but they're definite I&Fs

Example 2-

Josh: "This girl Maddy is so fucking stupid. Talking to her's not even worth the pussy."

Anthony: "Dude, she's such a slut. She's an easy I&F"

Josh: "true"

by JGreen150 July 17, 2012


F-juicer

A device used to extract poop from the anus. The device is two padded plates with handles, one plate on each butt cheek, hooked together with a bungy cord. To make the person shit you must push the plates together then pull out repeat the process untill the've dumped the load. It is used for constipated people or a couple that like eating eachothers feces.

Example 1: Dude, wtf i just saw Bill slurping the shit he just extracted from his grandpa using the F-juicer!

Example 2: I saw Rob walking out of his girlfriends house with feces all over his face. I think he used the F-juicer!

Example 3: Im constipated almost everyday i need the F-juicer!

by Sticky Bunzs September 22, 2011