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The fail rating system; All fails are bad but some require their own particular term. The heirarchy is as follows:
1. Fail - bad but survivable
2. Epic Fail - Worst fail most people acheive, should make you at least consider suicide and/or mass killings to hide your shame.
3. Jail Fail - Name says it all
4. Death Fail - only useable for darwin award nominees
Only dumb MFs don't properly apply the hierarchy of fail.
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When one achieves a lower grade than a 90% in a class or on an assignment. As a noun it is Rachel Failure. In Past tense, Rachel Failed
Katie: I'm so stoked, I got an 87%!
Kieran: You still Rachel Failed.
Kieran: I have a 76% in Math!
Katie: Whoa, you're really Rachel Failing.
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When someone is wearing a hat backwards and shielding their eyes with their hand.
Bro: dude why are you struggling with the sun right now?
Dude: @#%$! i forgot bro!
Bro: hat FAIL
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An emo fail is a person who tries to act emo but completely makes themselves look like an idiot
John put on eyeliner to try to be emo but failed making him and emo fail
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Canada Post, Express Post and Priority Post.
"Hey dude your parcel here yet?"
"No dude fail post doesn't fail on the weekend so I have to wait till monday."
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"Hey dude where's your parcel at man?"
"Fail post dropped by when I wasn't at home so I have to wait another two days until the failman returns it to the faildepot."
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A Ben Fail, far worse then any type of "fail" or "epic fail", would be called a Ben Fail. Ben Fails occur rarely or commonly depending on how idiotic the person is. The name "Ben Fail" originates from a disturbed teenager that lives in Northern Michigan that struggles with... many things. So now he has recognized his failure and now thinks the world shall know.
Gamer 1: DUDE WTF you SUCK at this game! What an epic fail!!
Ben: NOOOO!!! It's called a ben fail!! *attacks random player* NERD WAR SCREACH AHURAHURAHURA!!!!!!
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A failure ( or fail ) so disastrous that it achieves the total reverse of what was originally planned because the effect of an action has become so dissociated from the intent behind it.
A reference to the Clint Eastwood movie 'The Eiger Sanction', in which Clint, an assassin, is so convinced his target is a member of a teem of mountaineers climbing the Eiger - he just doesn't know which one. So he murders all of them just to make bloody sure - then finds out he was wrong all along, like a moron, because it's been obvious as hell all along who the real bad guy is.
HIS LIFELINE - held by the assassin he's been hunting. Eiger Fail.
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