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A rather horrific bout of diarrhea will sometimes - rarely, but sometimes - result in your very own week-long discovery channel special. However, unlike the other special on Discovery Channel, NOBODY WANTS TO FILM IT!
Mike: "Just got back from a trip to Cabo."
Ike: "Awesome, how was it?"
Mike: "Great... Until I drank the water. I'm now hosting my own personal discovery channel special."
Ike: "What?!"
Mike: "SHART WEEK, my friend. Shart week."
Ike: "Why are telling me this... while sitting on my couch?!"
Synonyms:
Shits, squirts, diarrhea, craps, turds
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a shart is an unintentional fart and you shit. A cookie Shart is a circular remnant left in your panties that looks like a mound of cookie dough.
I was doing Sydney's laundry and I found a cookie shart in her panties, no more pinto beans for her. My grandpa is in the nursing home and they kindly call his "mistakes" cookie shart pounds, as he was embarassed but they said no Grandpa Grant, you are ok, its just a cookie shart.
what I do when no one is around
ohh i nigger sharted i have to change my diper.
When you put a spliff in your butthole and start puffin it and smoke pours out your butthole.
"Sharon was at my party once and started Reggae Sharting."
"Tony did a mmmaaadd Reggae Shart."
"I was out on a boat once and we had a spliff...we totally had to do a Reggae Shart."
When a dingleberry falls off one’s ass and becomes a shart.
Oof bro I think that dingleberry just became a dingle-shart.
A small, unintended mistake that occurs when someone shares a file too quickly;
When you thought shared the right file with someone, but then you realized that you sent shit you didn't mean to (shart = blend of "shit" and "fart")
Dude I just file sharted our spring break pics to my boss and now I'm probably fired.
During a basketball game, the act of farting in an attempt to disrupt the shooter at the free throw line.
While I was at the State basketball tournament, I made some foul sharts in the 4th quarter so that my son's team would win their game.