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Jackson Fort

Who some might call, "Brother Fort" because of his uncanny ability to make people smile and Mormon abilities.

Yo is that Jackson Fort?!?! He must be Mormon.

by DaddyDalto February 22, 2018


Fort Kickass

Where Chuck Norris goes to train real men in the power of Chuck Kwan Do.

I've been stationed in Fort Kickass.

by Chuck Norris' uncle brother August 26, 2018


Fort Fairy

The official alternate name for Port Perry, ON, a small-minded little shit-hole town on Lake Sludge (aka Scugog) that pretends to be normal, but has several residents that set the pace in being assholes. I lived there for five years of unpleasantness both at home and at school. The assholes, who proudly know who they are, were mainly the always cowardly bullies that attacked from behind and hung out with fellow cowards. Some are still there and lend their special stench to the little town that couldn't (be normal that is). They included mainly the high school drop-outs and some of the so-called teachers in their third-rate schools. Glad to get away from Fort Fairy. P.S. - there are some good people there too, but you have to deal with the scum as well, and they spoil the town and make it ugly. Not recommended as a place to live, unless you're just like them, in which case you'd fit right in. There's bound to be some kids half your size there that you can attack from behind and run away dragging your fat ass behind.

I used to live in Fort Fairy, Ontario, where you have to be a high-school drop-out and full-time cowardly asshole to get along with the locals.

by Alex Mutch January 7, 2019


Fort Wayne

A city that calls the police on a guy dressed like a chicken for making people of all ages laugh, while sending their kids to schools that cover up sex crimes and give those kids PTSD.

Did you hear about that city Fort Wayne? Yeah. They care about some crazy guy making peopke laugh, but knowingly send their kids to those that cover up sex crimes against kids, and give kids PTSD.

by Frankenstein's Monster April 16, 2023


Fort Dave

To smell like shrek’s swamp mixed with a gallon of sweat.

Wow, I can’t believe how bad he smells! He smells like a Fort Dave.

by Fort Dave May 1, 2018


building the fort

A term describing the current coronavirus related panic buying craze where one buys enough toilet paper and other things to build a fort.

A possible code phrase to let people know that a family member went shopping crazy.

Bro, Cody's mom went full crazy and started building the fort!

Damn, how much tp did she buy?

by PenguinSlideMaster March 16, 2020


TV Fort

To sit down and do concentrate with tv and making silly noises (e.g. snickering, giggling, huffing, audible but non-understandable words, etc.)

I'll be stuck on doing tv fort all day long.

by Aphrile October 22, 2023